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A talented air-trombonist and certified celestial mechanic specializing in tuneups and oil changes, Charlie is a
man of many parts, most of which are worn and in need of replacement. Tossed out of some of the best colleges in the country,
not to mention a few mediocre ones, Charlie made his way north where he joined the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, his career
cut tragically short by allergic reactions to back bacon and Gordon Lightfoot. Settling on the
North Shore, Charlie took over the morning show at then-classical WBOQ in the mid-90’s, leaving in 1997 to pursue his
lifelong dream of living in Detroit. Awakening from this nightmare several years later, Charlie returned to the Bay State
and became afternoon air personality at North Shore 104.9, switching to morning duties 5 years ago. He hopes to receive his
green card very soon, or at least keep his head down until the Democrats can pass immigration reform. (Note to Homeland Security:
JUST KIDDING!) Contrary to rumor, due to his deathly fear of needles Charlie has no tattoos, but his mother did write
his name on all his underwear. - Favorite Words To Live By:
"All people are born alike---except Republicans and Democrats". - Groucho Marx
- Favorite Movie: "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn". (Just one; but as Ronald
Regan once said, "Seen one, seen 'em all.")
- Favorite
Band: Little Feat (would you be my Dixie Chicken?)
- Favorite
Pastime: Day trading on the Barbados stock exchange. Only 5 companies, all rum distilleries. Easy and
fun!
- Favorite Last Words: “Hey, watch this!”
- Favorite Vodka: Anything on the bottom shelf.
- Favorite
TV show where cast members name their body parts: "Jersey Shore".
- Favorite TV show where cast members don't name their body parts: "Mad Men".
- Favorite Color: Green...no, blue...aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! (For you Monty Python fans).
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